Friday, December 23, 2005

"my best friend said she used ta' blog with Usha', I don't care what non a ya'll say i still love her"

T-minus 7 hours and counting until I get to go home! I am the only person in the office today, I actually had to unlock the door when I got here 10 minutes late....first time I've even used my key. I picked up a bagel and schmear in honor of my Jewish readers...don't know why that is Jewish but the word schmear sure seems Yiddish. I should research that today during my busy day.

Jenny! Amazing blogging, entertaining as always. Tell Ryan I say hi, maybe he can let one rip on Kristin for me. Fair is fair, she needs a little of that too.

In honor of Jermey Piven who always seems to be the witty side-kick, never the main attraction in movies, I have decided to make a list of the

5 Minor Characters Who Deserve Their Own Movie:

5. Sean Whalen, notable actor famous for his portrayal of "Merkin Burns" receptionist extraordinaire in Never Been Kissed.
Notable Quote: "Merkin ain't jerkin' he's workin'"

4. This goes to two people who play a couple: Stephen Stout and Maryann Plunkett, also known as Mr. & Mrs. Jodie Sawyer in the critically acclaimed film Center Stage.
Notable Quote: "Yeah....we'll see you at the dorm."

3. Chris Owen who is listed as "klepto kid" in the Can't Hardly Wait credits...I think that says enough about his acting abilities.
Notable Quote: he actually doesn't say anything in the movie, but he does steal a gum ball machine at one point.

2. Number two is notable lost boy "Thudd butt" aka Raushan Hammond. (maybe that's what you should start calling Ryan) He received the coveted number two spot because his list of "notable TV appearances" is amazing.

  1. Family Matters
  2. ER
  3. Hangin' with Mr. Cooper
  4. Tales from the Crypt circa 1993

1. Of course, the man who inspired the list, and lets face it he's had a pretty amazing career as a side-kick.........Jeremy Piven!
Notable Quote: from his good old days as Spence Kovak on Ellen:
Paige: What are you doing in here?
Spence: "I'm playing "Crimson Tide" and I'm waiting for Denzel Washington to punch me in the face. I'm taking a bath, what does it look like I'm doing?"

Disclaimer: I realize that Jeremey Piven does not even compare to the other 4 on the list, as the list of films he has been in is longer than all the other 4 combined. However, since this list is mine it stands.

Now to answer Jenny's questions:

Q: ANNALISE CAN YOU BLOG YET?
A: No idea.

Q: Am I going to start giving Jude small items to fill his stocking or am I going to commence with following him around?
A: Filling the sock with goodies.....hello, I gotta win him over somehow.

Peace, much love, Happy Christmas.

6 comments:

jenny said...

YOUR BLOGS ARE GETTING BETTER AND BETTER! I AM SO JEALOUS. RYNY JUST WOKE UP FROM HIS NAP AND KRISTIN IS READING TO HIM ABOUT FIRE TRUCKS CUZ HIS RENTS ARE AWAY... HE LOVES KRISTIN. BABIES DONT LIKE ME. BABIES...DOGS.. YOU NAME IT. SAW YOUR MOM AT THE DENTIST! SHE CANT WAIT TO SEE YOU! THAT MAKES TWO OF US! THERES TALK OF NARNIA IN THE FAM..NARNIA AND KONG. WELL SEE HOW THAT GOES! TODAY WERE SEEING HP THOUGH. WHICH I AM MORE THAN OK WITH. GIVE ME SOME CHRISTMAS IDEAS STAT! OK TA TA.
JENNNY

Annalise said...

Okay, okay, it took the better part of the day, I don't know why I had such trouble, but....ba-bada-ba....I now have my own blog. Nothing special. But now I too am on the band wagon. I hope you enjoy!

Anonymous said...

kristi i miss you...and want you to know how much i adore jeremy piven because of his much acclaimed part in Chasing Liberty...no one can hunt down mandy moore like he can...hip hop hebrew...ya i'm laughin to myself...now that i think about it...i think i want to watch that movie...hey take care and when you get back to utah let me know..cause ya...i live in this place. TODAY IS MY BIRFDAY!! WOO i'm 20

jenny said...

KRISTI!!! BLOG!

jenny said...

Ps- DID MY SWEATSHIRT COME TO THE APT BEFORE YOU LEFT?

Annalise said...

KRISTI!!! Where are you??? I hope you had a Merry Christmas! I'm expectin' an awesome blog here since you've been MIA these past few days, so don't dissapoint! j/k. ' hope you're having fun with the fam....."so uhhh, you wanna play pirates or something?"