Thursday, October 22, 2009

Confession

Today I yelled at the UK Visa lady....pretty sure that is going to be denied now.

Monday, October 19, 2009


Dear Butterfinger,

I'm sorry it's been so long. Your are an excellent candy bar.

Love,
Kristi

Tuesday, October 13, 2009

For Jenny

There are a lot of things at Macy's that amuse me....people lying about their size....blatantly, people walking around with strollers with dogs in them rather than small people, but nothing awakens the 13 year old in me more than when a customer asks me this question:

"Can you check me out?"

I know, clearly I need to grow up, but whenever someone asks me that I just want to step back, look them up and down and say, "yeah, you look ok....now how about you pay for that stuff."