The other day I decided to take a walk around the block (our block is 1.5 miles) to get some fresh air and enjoy the 70 degree Texas weather. I took the time to pet several horses from different pastures as I went and was lucky enough to have one follow me along the fence because it liked me so much. As I got closer to the main enterance to our neighborhood I heard two bulls from different pastures screaming at one another. One bull had horns and the other was the size of Sloth from Goonies. Needless to say walking between the two pastures where these two were facing off was a little scary...and matters became much worse when the horned beast noticed me and started following me along the fence while charging and mooing at me. It was at this point that I decided animals on the whole do not like me.
Exhibit A - The charging pecking chicken previously mentioned in another post
Exhibit B - The goose that charged me at a pub in Portsmouth
Edhibit C - Los Bull who also charged me and would have killed me had the fence not been there.
It is for the three above reasons that I have decided to place charging animals with a mean disposition on my "dead to me list". Take that suckas!