"How can someone so beautiful be so sad?"

I'm pretty sure this picture says more than I could ever say, but I'll go on anyway.

Bananalise and I were discussing how funny we think dooce.com is and how we wish our blogs could be as funny as hers. How is it that nothing entertaining happens to me? Dooce has a hilarious story to tell day in and day out. I need to meet "Billy" from Melrose Place, or be so tipsy when checking in for a flight that I can't even operate the self check-in.

Today I am taking a stand....either funny things need to start happening to me or I'm going to start pulling a James Frey.

Example: Yesterday I bought some running shoes.

"Freyed" up version: Last night I visited the Mecca that is Nordstrom in order to purchase a new pair of running shoes. 17 pairs and $500 later I was the proud owner of a new pair of gold plated, self cleaning, anti-blister miracle shoes that will not only allow me to go running but actually do the running for me.

Good thing I have new running shoes because I can see Oprah barreling her way through my office so she can cart me to her show and deliver a kick-a interview exposing my blatant disregard of truthiness.

"is there anyone out there, cause it's getting harder and harder to blog."

I am officially alone now. Here is a list of the people that are gone: Kristin, Jenny, Bridget, Annalise, Jackie, Katy & Clay, Michon. That is WAY too many people. Needless to say not much is happening around these parts.

So the picture has nothing to do with anything really, I just found it this morning while I was on the Ellen site and I thought it was pretty much priceless. It kind of makes me like Jude again.

I like to think of my blog as a historical document. Not historical in the sense that it is book worthy, or potential university classroom material, but in the sense that I like the way it sounds to call it historical. This is why I choose to fill it with valuable information about celebrities, movies, and other "pop culture" information. Which leads me to the Jack Black quote I found today:

"There's nothing you can really do to prepare to rock. Do you prepare to eat a delicious meal? Are you hungry? Then you're gonna eat it. And I'm hungry for rock 24/7,Byoch."

Peace out.
-J, I expect to see some blogging today now that I have made the first move.