What do you do with a hot water bottle that wears a sweater?
1. use it to warm up your bed before you get in
2. put it on a sore muscle
3. give it a good squeeze when you are having "a little problem" (Harm speak for your time of the month)
3. zip it in under your coat and pretend you're pregnant
4. dress it up and take it out for a night on the town
Those are just a couple ideas.