I have a question

There is an episode of Sex and the City where Carrie is dating a European man that is very old world romantic. He does things like read her poetry, write her songs and dance with her in front of the Met. When I write all of those out in a list like that it seems romantic and exhilarating yet cheesy and ridiculous. I would like to believe that if that were to happen to me I would be able to contain my inner teenager laughing and pointing, but I'm not sure I could do it. This whole thing started when a friend of mine well call her "Phonia" began receiving love poems from someone quite frequently. While I enjoyed hearing about how thoughtful they were I couldn't help thinking to myself how cheesy this was and how I had no idea what they meant. Could you handle being romanced like this?, cause I'm pretty sure that I couldn't.

You bring your baby, I'll bring my dog and we'll meet at PetsMart.

Well my dear friend Jess posted an excellent entry on her blog recently entitled "A Cure for that Awkward Silence" suggesting a list of questions on how to break the dreaded awkward social silences. In reply would like to answer her questions.

Have you ever swallowed a goldfish?
No, gold fish are for little ponds in Asian inspired backyards, not Kristi's stomach.

If you won 1 million dollars tomorrow, what would you do?
First of all if I won a million today I would invest in something (mostly because that's what people say....although I would probably "invest" in shoes or something), but TOMORROW I would have to pick up J and K and head to PB (gotta keep it real), then grab Annalise and see what Budapest is all about, go on a little shopping spree, swing by JK's house for a little pre-read of her latest HP chapter, and finish off the day by sponsoring a comeback tour of Kris Kross.

Which is your favorite Spice Girl?
Easy! Posh, married to Becks how can I not love/envy her

What is your blood type?
A-....i think

What do you want to be when you grow up?
Ben Gates, National Treasure Protector (or a conservator, whatever)

Have you ever seen a dead body?
Yes...my uncle in a coffin when I was in 3rd grade, it was scary

If you could change your name, what would you change it to?
Ryan Sutherland, the Edge II, or Filliam H. Muffman

What is a question you would never want me to ask?
Any math problem would pretty much bring me to tears. I HATE MATH!

If you had to lose a limb, which would you choose?
Does my smallest toe count as a limb?

Are you normal?
Define normal....probably not.

Does silence make you uncomfortable?
Sometimes, when someone is obviously mad at me and I can actually see the wheels of pain spinning in their head, and all I can do is sit there watching in silence. That's no fun.

If, for 1 week, you could eat only cheddar cheese or spinach, which would it be?
I'm going to go the Wallace and Gromit route and say cheese.

What color is your magic wand?
Eleven inches, holly, and phoenix feather, supple...aka Harry Potter's wand.

another boring post

This post is dedicated to Michon and Annalise....and their questions and comments. First of all, Annalise! I can't believe you do not know what the Magic Bullet is! Visit this site and prepare to be dazzled!

http://www.infomercialcentral.com/store/customer/product.php?productid=77

Secondly, Brokeback Mountain....seems like an interesting movie. Today I actually saw a promo for it and there was a quote from some newspaper that said it was "one of America's most beautiful love stories." I picture it as something much different, however, I would like to broaden my horizons and see it with you if you would like. Here's the catch, if you go see it with Steve and do not tell me about it, you're in BIG trouble.

Third, a huge congratulations on finishing 24! I'm sure that you are pumped to see the new season now. Rogue Jack!

Fourth, I'm heading back to Utah on the 2nd, well before anyone else, so when all of ya'll get back get ready to party with Kristi and her Magic Bullet.

Fifth, Michon! How was your Hawaiian getaway?! I can only imagine how tan you are and I'm already jealous. Truthfully I haven't read the blog yet, but it will happen soon, no worries. Get some sleep girl! You're gonna need it for when I get back!

Better be off. My dad is leaving work and I'm riding his coat tails home.

Peace.