Monday, February 13, 2006
You bring your baby, I'll bring my dog and we'll meet at PetsMart.
Well my dear friend Jess posted an excellent entry on her blog recently entitled "A Cure for that Awkward Silence" suggesting a list of questions on how to break the dreaded awkward social silences. In reply would like to answer her questions.
Have you ever swallowed a goldfish?
No, gold fish are for little ponds in Asian inspired backyards, not Kristi's stomach.
If you won 1 million dollars tomorrow, what would you do?
First of all if I won a million today I would invest in something (mostly because that's what people say....although I would probably "invest" in shoes or something), but TOMORROW I would have to pick up J and K and head to PB (gotta keep it real), then grab Annalise and see what Budapest is all about, go on a little shopping spree, swing by JK's house for a little pre-read of her latest HP chapter, and finish off the day by sponsoring a comeback tour of Kris Kross.
Which is your favorite Spice Girl?
Easy! Posh, married to Becks how can I not love/envy her
What is your blood type?
What do you want to be when you grow up?
Ben Gates, National Treasure Protector (or a conservator, whatever)
Have you ever seen a dead body?
Yes...my uncle in a coffin when I was in 3rd grade, it was scary
If you could change your name, what would you change it to?
Ryan Sutherland, the Edge II, or Filliam H. Muffman
What is a question you would never want me to ask?
Any math problem would pretty much bring me to tears. I HATE MATH!
If you had to lose a limb, which would you choose?
Does my smallest toe count as a limb?
Are you normal?
Define normal....probably not.
Does silence make you uncomfortable?
Sometimes, when someone is obviously mad at me and I can actually see the wheels of pain spinning in their head, and all I can do is sit there watching in silence. That's no fun.
If, for 1 week, you could eat only cheddar cheese or spinach, which would it be?
I'm going to go the Wallace and Gromit route and say cheese.
What color is your magic wand?
Eleven inches, holly, and phoenix feather, supple...aka Harry Potter's wand.