Monday, July 03, 2006

I Love Sports Guy

"10:20 -- The Mavs take Maurice Ager at No. 28. He puts his head in his hands and starts sobbing hysterically as his entourage congratulates him. It's about time we had some emotion tonight, dammit. Ager walks up to the stage in a triple-breasted, oversized beige suit, goes to shake hands with Stern and immediately gets whistled for a foul on Dwyane Wade."

Is it just me or will that joke never get old?

Clover in Syracuse: "I think I farted twice on the couch during this series -- and I was called for two fouls against Dwyane Wade."

Nope, it sure doesn't.

3 comments:

jenny said...

so funny. i only wish i was the one who said it. nice bloggin.

Michon said...

hummm...sorry i just got back in the country...and i'm wishing i didnt come back...ORLANDO...what the hell was i fasting for!! lame jj...the magic havent been cool since shaq pre-kazaam...am i right?

jenny said...

Aren't you getting close to the big...blog?? you know what i mean!