Dear Jack Bauer,

Good luck on the container ship. May your next 24 hours be filled with kick-a killings, roundhouse kicks, and the trust of others.

Love,
Kristi

Migraine headache=Jack Bauer Loritab=Nina Myers

Last night I was subjected to the wrath of the migraine headache. I tell you nothing can touch these things, they are the Jack Bauer of headaches. Luckily a friend of mine donated a Loritab to the Kristi's headache fund and that thing kicked Jack's ass like Nina Myers...minus the part where Nina gets what's coming to her in the end. Thank you person who I will not "out" in my blog for your protection.

Jenny, this is why we had the incredibly awkward phone call last night where I believe I said, "no thank you" when you asked if I wanted to watch Walk the Line. So sorry.

On a much more exciting note I made a purchase last night that is very exciting. I am now the proud owner of a digital camera! I have joined the 21st century, despite my fondness for actual film which I love. Jackie and I tested out my camera all over downtown Provo last night and came up with some sweet stuff. Here are my favorites so far.

Roundhouse this.

I realize that to some people this "is not a real blog." And that I need to " get that head off the keyboard and get the nose to the grindstone," but I was reading the Chuck Norris facts and felt that everyone should have the chance to enjoy this one.

Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Chuck roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month.

My new goal in life is to be as funny as the dude that wrote that. Here's my first shot.

When Chuck Norris and Jack Bauer met for the first time Chuck gave him the Ryan Atwood 180 and roundhouse kicked him in the face knocking him off his feet onto the ground. Jack looked up at Chuck and said, "Do you trust me?" After which Jack pulled out his CTU standard issue glock, shot Norris in the knee, and said, "I've killed two people since midnight. I haven't slept in over 24 hours. So maybe you should be a little more afraid of me than you are now....sucka."

Man, not even close.

You can never have too much Jack Bauer!

I realize that everyone has already written about 24 several times over, this is the third entry for myself alone, but too bad people!

I did a little web based research about the life and times of Kiefer William Frederick Dempsey George Rufus Sutherland and thought I would share the dirty details with all of you. I like to entitle this:

TEN REASONS WHY HE AND I ARE DESTINED TO BE TOGETHER.

1. He was born in London, England....I've been to London, England and have actually be referred to as an "anglophile." Enough said.

2. He has a really long name, I like long names.

3. He has a twin sister, I have a sister too! Match made in heaven.....I think so.

4. Stephen Speilberg gave him his "lucky break" my dad Steven gave me a lot of lucky breaks.

5. He was the leader of a villinous gang ov vampires in "The Lost Boys (1987)", I used to watch Buffy (which I was a little ashamed of until now).

6. He named his daughter Sarah Jude after his two friends Sarah Jessica Parker and Jude Law, obviously I now have the name of my first born (boy or girl no matter).

7. Kiefer was one of the Three Muskateers, I love that candy bar.

8. Kiefer is 40, right at the cut off of my dating age limit. (ok, until I found that out is was 35, but 40 would still work)

9. Kiefer starts with a K, so does Kristi.

10. Because we both like cardboard Ellen (if you watched today you will appreciate that one).

Peace out friends.

"You're gonna have to trust me."

First things first, Bushism of the day:
"I always jest to people, the Oval Office is the kind of place where people stand outside, they're getting ready to come in and tell me what for, and they walk in and get overwhelmed by the atmosphere. And they say, 'Man, you're looking pretty.'"

Now that that's over with I must move on to more pressing issues. I realize that lots of things happened last night and I said I would include them in today's blog, however a much more important task is at hand.

Annalise has informed me that she will be unable to watch 24 this season! Are you kidding me! Do the words "Jack -- Bauer -- Power -- Hour" mean nothing to you? This is why I have decided to make a list of the top ten reasons Annalise should suck it up and watch 24 with us!

10. Jenny has promised to make brew if you will come watch with us on Sunday. (do i really need to keep going)

9. You have invested many seasons in the show and with the exception of when Kim had that whole cougar problem you have never been disappointed....can you really give up now?

8. Let me just say this, "What would Jack Bauer do?" I think you know he would pull himself together, go off drugs cold turkey, pack up his Ford SUV, grab Tony from his hell hole apartment and get crazy. That's what I'm talkin' about.

7. Can you really give up on a show that manages to use the split screen in such an amazing way?

6. The timer! What will you do with out that sound? I know you can hear it in your head right now. Bink-Bink-Bink-Bink

5. How will you know if the growling black smoke has infiltrated LA too, if you don't watch 24? Hey, it could happen.

4. Do you watch any other show that has a warning for violance? Didn't think so, this can be the one.

3. Kiefer's voice. Enough said.

2. Tony, Jack, President Palmer, Sherry's ghost, Chloe.....must I continue

1. And the final reason, because if you're not there I might just have to find Mr. Echo so he can hit you with his "Jesus Stick."

Peace.
Fannalise.......see you Sunday.