Thursday, May 11, 2006

Conversation from a dinner party with Voldemort:

Voldemort: This is interesting, what kind of mushrooms are these?
Kristi: Shitoki
Voldemort: Interesting
Kristi: So what have you been up to lately?
Voldemort: Oh same old same old. Trying return to my celebrity status, but as usual getting crapped on all the way.
Kristi: Sorry man.
Voldemort: No worries, I'm working on a new plan to update my image. Maybe I should hook up with Lindsay Lohan or I could break up Britney Spears marriage and father her child.
Kristi: She's already pregnant again.
Voldemort: Damnit.


Annalise said...

Hahahahahahaha, that's really funny. See, you did a much better job than I would have.

Anonymous said...

was that another of your amazing dreams? (amAzing. just with my voice!) Now that's a terrifying thought: Linord Lohamort? Lordsey Voldehan?

i miss the kristi, can't wait to be back in action in a couple days. (JIM AND PAM, JIM AND PAM!!!)

i really hope you've watched the office and i didn't just ruin one of the greatest television moments in recent history...

jenny said...

wow, i wish i could have done that. excellent job of portraying voldie . kristin is so darn funny. linord lohamord. lordsey voldehan? MAN! She keeps comin up with stuff that I shoulda come up with. What are we going to do tonight?! MAVS. 24. GREYS. There is a presidential address as well, which doesn't concern me, but it could throw off times of these shows. We are in trouble.