Wednesday, January 11, 2006

Blog Bless America

I made an excellent purchase last night. Jackie and I went to Barnes & Noble and I decided there is one thing that my desk at work needs. And that thing is a day by day calendar dedicated to "Bushisms." What are Bushisms you ask? Basically they found enough copy to fill an entire day by day calendar with stupid things this man has said over the course of his career. I intend to share the best ones with you over the course of the year, but for now here are some of the ones I got to tear off last night to catch some I found online.

"Wow! Brazil is big." —George W. Bush, after being shown a map of Brazil by Brazilian president Luiz Inacio Lula da Silva, Brasilia, Brazil, Nov. 6, 2005

"We look forward to hearing your vision, so we can more better do our job. That's what I'm telling you." —George W. Bush, Gulfport, Miss., Sept. 20, 2005

"The relations with, uhh — Europe are important relations, and they've, uhh — because, we do share values. And, they're universal values, they're not American values or, you know — European values, they're universal values. And those values — uhh — being universal, ought to be applied everywhere." —George W. Bush, at a press conference with European Union dignitaries, Washington, D.C., June 20, 2005

"Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we." —Washington, D.C., Aug. 5, 2004

"Too many good docs are getting out of the business. Too many OB-GYNs aren't able to practice their love with women all across this country." —Poplar Bluff, Mo., Sept. 6, 2004

Man, this man is funny. Stupid, but funny. All I gots to say is God Bless America.


1 comment:

Annalise said...

Okay, this blog is amazing. That calendar may be the purchase of the year, with the exception of your powerbook. This Bush character really sounds like an idiot. I have fond memories of the Will Ferrell impersonations on SNL in the days of yore. "Strategery"...classic. Please continue to share your daily Bushisms, I can always use the laugh!

p.S. Lost!